- Years at SPOC FC: 6
- Fave position: Full Forward
- Favourite SPOC player of past or present (why?): Tom Hyde, just a tap tapa tapa tapa and goal no worries big fella yeah cheers! Big fella’s got a fair old arse doesn’t he but anyway he’s the best bloke you’ll ever meet and loves a frothie!!
- Proudest Football moment/ best achievement/ most embarrassing moment (pick one): Never kicking a single score for SPOC
- Your ideal Sunday: Cheeky fry up nursing a hangover from the maid or the old super cali and having a round of 4 holes with Fatron Porter and Complaining Hunter.