- Years at SPOC FC: 1
- Fave position: Forward pocket
- Favourite SPOC player of past or present (why?): Charlie Kidman due to his impressive strip tease abilities
- Proudest Football moment/ best achievement/ most embarrassing moment (pick one): Receiving the Most courageous award for saints 2nd 18 football team
- Your ideal Sunday: Buying a winning lottery ticket
- You have to invite three people over for dinner who do you invite and why?: Idris Elba because he is coolest man alive, John Oliver because he’s hilarious and Jim Jeferies for same reason.
- You’re going out on a date, what do you do? When you pick them up in a white Toyota Yaris the deal has already been sealed